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Wease Show Rundown 2-11-14

Dumb Starbucks

 

We talk about the viral publicity campaign for "Dumb Starbucks", the coffee shop that opened in L.A. parodying the famous chain.  They were shut down after one day... not by the real Starbucks, but by the health department.

 

We learn that the man behind the stunt was comedian Nathan Fielder, and it was for a future Comedy Central program.

 

 

 

Danny Moriarty Sports

 

 

Danny Moriarty filling in for Harry Gibbs, who is filling in for John Ditullio.

 

Wease and Danny talk about a conversation Wease heard on the Bob Matthews show on WHAM last night (where Danny works, and produces the show), and Wease disagrees with the callers take on the controversy surrounding college basketball player Marcus Smart, and his shoving a fan over the weekend.

 

Wease was on Marcus' side, but now says he's an idiot after Dan tells him that Marcus could've been the top NBA pick last year, but decided to go back to school.  Who turns down millions?

 

This leads Danny to tell the story about the time he was at a Razorsharks game and became the center of attention when heckling a ref, and the ref challenged him to a fight.

 

We also mourn the death of one of Marianne's heroes, Shirley Temple.  The former child actress/dancer died at the age of 85.  Pauly and Danny only know who she is because of the drink.

 

 

 

We Interrupt These Rednecks

 

We were gonna do "Redneck News", but before we get going with them we get a call from Mrs. Wease (better known as Doreen) who is upset with her husband because she feels neglected.  She wants him to spend more time with her, but feels all his poker is getting in the way... including disrupting Valentines plans for Friday.

 

 

 

Redneck News

 

At 11:30 p.m. on Saturday (2/1) Macedon Police reported the arrest of Cheryl Behen, age 51, of Hook Road in Farmington NY. Police were called to a distur­bance at the Empire Bar and Grill of a female attempting to hit sev­eral security guards.

During the investigation the suspect became very hostile and started swear­ing at patrol, and while he attempted to detain her she spit in his face. A spit hood was placed over her head, and she was taken into custody for Disorderly Conduct and Harassment 2nd. Judge Thomas Crowley arraigned her and re­manded her to the Wayne County Jail on $ 1000 bail. She will return to court February 25th at 11: 00 a. m.

 

 

 


State Police in Wolcott reported the arrest on Sunday (2/2) of
 Amie J. Longley,age 37, of 14306 Martville Road in the Town of Sterling for Ag­gravated Cruelty to Animals.

It is alleged that Longley, on Janu­ary 31st, shot a neighbor’s dog with a 20 gauge shotgun. A nearby neighbor heard the shot and saw a blood trail
 across his yard and called police. The dog, who had gotten loose, belonged to another family residing at 14683 Mar­tville Road.

The shotgun slug went through the dog’s shoulder and the dog survived and is now recovering.

Longley was issued an appearance ticket for Sterling Town Court.

 

 

The baddest mother ... around' busted in Vero Beach

"The baddest mother (fornicator) around" got arrested in Vero Beach, according to recently released records.

radford_mug_front.jpgAn Indian River County Sheriff's deputy encountered the aforementioned "baddest mother (fornicator) around," also known as Robert Radford, at 1:30 p.m. Jan. 11, a sheriff's report states.

Radford, 74, was walking in the parking lot of a vacant business on U.S. 1 and had difficulty keeping his balance.

The deputy tried to get some basic information from Radford, who smelled of booze and couldn't answer the investigator's questions.

"Do you know who I am. I am Robert Radford. The baddest mother (fornicator) around," Radford is quoted as saying.

The qualifications to become "the baddest mother (fornicator) around" were not listed.

Radford said he just got out of jail, and tried to drink from one of four pint-sized bottles of vodka he had. The deputy took Radford's liquor and tried to determine whether there was somewhere the deputy could take him.

Radford said he planned to kick the deputy's hindquarters.

 

radford_mug_side.jpg"I asked him if the address on his license was his residence. He then began to ramble on about how he was not living there because he was not allowed," the report states. "He continued to state that he 'did not touch her.'"

The deputy learned Radford got out of jail three days earlier.

He refused to answer questions, repeatedly saying, "Do you know who I am. I am Robert Radford. The baddest mother (fornicator) around. I am going to kick your (hindquarters). You are (a female dog) and a mother (fornicator)."

 

Shari Smith News

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- Bicycle Boulevard Meeting Tuesday

- NYS To Hold Common Core Vote Today

 

Devil May Care

 

 

We're joined in studio by Anastasia, Rosie, and Kylie from Devil May Care and Koture on Park Ave. to talk about potential Valentine's Day gifts for the women in your lives... lingerie, clothing, undergarments, and other sexy stuff.

 

The hot girls start showing off their lacy bras.  In the words of Pauly G... "This is awesome". 

 

Benefits Of Kissing

8 Health Benefits of Kissing

Kissing is a uniquely human trait that’s said to have emerged as a way to pass germs from one person to another, ultimately building immunity. But that’s rather unromantic, isn’t it? While it seems plausible that kissing would have an underlying biological function, there’s also no denying its role in bonding… or overall health.

Kissing not only feels good, it’s good for you. It relieves stress and releases epinephrine into your blood, making it pump faster, which may result in a reduction of LDL cholesterol. Kissing may even be a novel way to receive certain hormones, like testosterone:

“'Mucous membranes inside the mouth are permeable to hormones such as testosterone. Through open-mouth kissing, men introduced testosterone into a woman’s mouth,' which 'is absorbed through the mucous membranes… and increases arousal and the likelihood that she will engage in reproductive behavior.”1

Interestingly, Andréa Demirjian, author of Kissing: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about One of Life's Sweetest Pleasures, believes “a kiss a day really can keep the doctor away.” And she recently shared eight reasons why with CNN:2

1. Reduce Your Blood Pressure

Kissing helps to dilate your blood vessels, which may help lower your blood pressure.

2. Relieve Cramps and Headaches

The blood-vessel-dilation effect described above also helps to relieve pain, particularly from headache or menstrual cramps.

3. Fight Cavities

When you kiss, saliva production increases in your mouth, and this helps to wash away plaque on your teeth that may lead to cavities. That said, cavity-causing bacteria can also be transmitted via a kiss, especially if the person you’re kissing has poor oral habits. It’s even been shown that cavity-causing bacteria can spread from a mother’s kiss to her baby.3

4. Release Your Happy Hormones

Kissing prompts your brain to release a happy elixir of feel-good chemicals like serotonin, dopamine, and oxytocin. This isn’t only important for your happiness, it also may also help to strengthen your relationship. As MSN reported:4

“’This [oxytocin] is the hormone of love, and the better the oxytocin levels, the more capacity for love,’ explains psychotherapist Arthur Janov, Ph.D., author of ‘The Biology of Love’ and the director of the Primal Center in Santa Monica, Calif. ‘We have found that those who cannot commit in a love relationship are low in oxytocin.’”

Interestingly, kissing activates the same areas in your brain linked to reward and addiction.5 According to the researchers who revealed this finding:6

Kissing may have evolved as a way to stimulate brain systems associated with sex drive, romantic love, and attachment so that humans are triggered to seek a variety of potential mates, then focus attention on one for mating, and finally be able to tolerate that mate long enough to raise a child as a team.”

Your lips are also densely packed with sensory neurons, which are stimulated by the touch of another’s lips. This prompts the release of sebum, which is thought to play a role in bonding.7

5. Burn Calories

It’s not going to replace your workout session… but a vigorous kiss may burn 8-16 calories. Not too shabby for a kiss.

6. Boost Your Self-Esteem

One study found that men who received a passionate kiss before they left for work earned more money.8 This suggests the kiss (and perhaps the happy home-life it suggests) makes people happier, boosts self-esteem and, ultimately, more productive at work.

7. Tone Your Facial Muscles

A vigorous kiss helps you shape up your neck and jawline by working out a number of facial muscles.

8. Check Out Your Partner’s Compatibility

A kiss can be a powerful measure of your initial attraction to a person, so much so that the majority of men and women surveyed reporting that a first kiss could be a turn-off. Women, in particular, place more importance on kissing as a “mate assessment device” and as a means of “initiating, maintaining, and monitoring the current status of their relationship with a long-term partner.”

 


Pauly says there is something he won't do while kissing... he freaks us all out by saying he doesn't like to use tougue (either giving or receiving) while kissing.  He compares french kissing to paying a toll... it's something he has to do because he has to.

 

This gives Marianne a chance to sing along with one of her favorite songs...

 

 

 

 

Fun With Tasers

 

 

A cigarette on the ground led to a taser to the genitals.

 

 

A Los Angeles County man claims sheriff deputies tasered him in the sensitive area after his family got into an argument with the officers over cigarette thrown onto the ground.

 

 

Daniel Johnson, 26, filed a lawsuit against the department last month, according to NBC Southern California.  In the lawsuit, the family claims a deputy sheriff knocked on the door of Johnson's family's home in Altadena a day after Christmas when an officer informed Johnson his 58-year-old father would be issued a $1,000 ticket for littering after he threw a cigarette on the ground.

 

 

This leads to Wease and Marianne to discuss littering, and how terrible it is, but this guy should've been allowed to pick up the butt.

 

 

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Doreen Revisited

 

Wease had to leave the room for a few minutes to take an important phone call, so Pauly, Marianne. and Billy talk about the problem of spoilers of TV shows in the era of social media, but we wind up calling Doreen back because she wasn't happy with how she came off earlier during her argument with Wease. 

 

 

 

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