Like everyone else in Rochester we have stories about our days in the awful weather... so bad that even Wease doesn't go to poker. He and the family hang at the house watching stuff on the DVR, where Lucy was fooled by a news report saying that school was closed today. It was a report on the show taped the night before.
Turns out Lucy was right though... Doreen got the call this morning that the kids are off today.
Pauly was a rebel and parked in the driveway last night... screw you mean landlady.
See what your friend and neighbors went through yesterday HERE.
Tools With Sports
Did you see the interview Matt Lauer did with the wife of Penn State child molester Jerry Sandusky? We can't believe she's still standing by her husband, and doesn't believe the accusations.
WR Eric Decker has left Peyton Manning and the Denver Broncos for the Jets and the bright lights of NYC. Wease has never heard of him, or seen pictures of his wife, but now thinks they are the most beautiful couple ever and will be movie stars. It turns out they do have a reality show on E!
Movies On Broadway
Two of the biggest film hits of all time, "Rocky" and "Pretty Woman", are being made into Broadway musicals.
Big shout out to all the plow drivers making sure people can get to where they're going.
When Wease is driving in in the morning he listens to Coast To Coast on WHAM, where a lot of time is spent talking about aliens, paranormal, conspiracies, etc... After years of not believing Wease is starting to change his mind. He's even starting to believe the lady yesterday that called yesterday saying that the Malaysian airliner was taken by UFOs.
Is Wease Becoming A Conservative?
The other night Bill O'Reilly had Russell Simmons on as a guest, and they clashed over an overly sexual Beyonce song. Wease wound up agreeing with everything O'Reilly had to say.
Bonus Content... Hot Bodies For A Cold Days
Lindsay Lohan Sex List
Oh no, Lindsay Lohan. "In Touch" magazine is reporting that have a copy of a list LiLo wrote of all the guys she's slept with. “[Lindsay and her friends] were giggling and talking s--- about people in the industry,” a source, who watched as Lindsay jotted down the 36 names on the list at the Beverly Hills Hotel on January 30, 2013, tells the magazine.
“It was her personal conquest list,” the source adds. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside.”
So who made the list? Justin Timberlake, Colin Farrell, Wilmer Valderamma, Adam Levin, Zac Efron, whose name she spelt wrong, Joaquin Phoenix, James Franco, Heath Ledger, and Jamie Dornan all apparently got down with Lohan.
Jim Morrison Covered By Matthew McConaughey
How did the Oscar winning actor get his catch phrase "Alright, Alright, Alright"? Turns out he was channeling Doors lead singer Jim Morrison...