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Man Mistakes Human Ashes For Cocaine

Last week, 28-year-old William Cantrell of East Nashville, Tennessee was visiting his grandma.  That's a nice thing to do.  But everything that followed was NOT so nice.

 

 

William BROKE into his grandma's neighbor's house, and stole two things:  An Xbox, and a small box.  And the box contained . . . HUMAN ASHES.  The neighbor's mother recently died, and the neighbor had a small bag of her cremated remains.

 

 

But apparently William mistook them for COCAINE.

 

 

Fortunately, he didn't have a chance to SNORT THEM.  His grandma found the stolen stuff before he could learn whether or not you can get high snorting a dead person.  He hadn't broken the seal on the bag of ashes.

 

 

He was arrested for aggravated burglary. 


 

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